This might be the most boring group we have in the divisional mascot wars, but let’s dive in.
First, let’s start off by throwing out the Dolphins. Move the battle to the sea and the Dolphins still don’t stand a chance against the other three.
My favorite thing about doing these is learning the ridiculous ways teams got their name.
The Buffalo Bills are named after a popular barbershop quartet. I shit you not, look it up. For this reason solely, they can be eliminated with the Dolphins.
That leaves the Patriots and the Jets. When it comes to the Patriots, are we getting drunken Trump supporters or badass army guys?
I’m thinking the former, so I suppose the Jets win by default as they casually fly around the field as the Patriots eventually wear themselves out and pass out.
Up next: AFC South